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lol that would make me anxiety boy
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Math is the only place where I hear a person buying 60 watermelons.
“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“
“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”
DIABETES, MAYBE???
funniest thing i`ve read on tumblr in a WHILE .
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Doing My Math Homework:
Let’s do this! :D
Question one?
Urm, right. Let’s skip that … Question two …?
Three?
Four? Five??
… you know what, I can do this later …
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A little boy asks his dad; “What’s between mom’s legs?” The father answers,” Paradise.” The kid asks again,”Whats between your legs?” The father replies, “The key to paradise.” Then, the son says, “Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy.”
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How to sound more sophisticated by changing one letter:
LOL → LQL
Laughing Out Loud? Psh.
Laughing Quite Loudly.
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When trying to do magic
Expectations:
Reality:
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That awkward moment when you’re alone with someone you just met.
“So.. do you like.. stuff?”
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